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Cindy Sheehan has finally realized what everyone else has known for three years: she’s a tool.

“I’ve been wondering why I’m killing myself and wondering why the Democrats caved in to George Bush.”

She’s also realized that she’s not a media superstar anymore.

“Good-bye America … you are not the country that I love and I finally realized no matter how much I sacrifice, I can’t make you be that country unless you want it.”

And, she’s giving it all up. I mean everything.

Last year, with $52,500 in insurance money she received after her son’s death, Sheehan bought 5 acres near downtown Crawford as a permanent site for protests.

“Camp Casey has served its purpose,” she wrote in the diary. “It’s for sale. Anyone want to buy five beautiful acres in Crawford, Texas?”

Sounds like a great place for a war memorial, doesn’t it? If we don’t build one, some crazy Texan might put “Jesus in Cowboy Boots” on the site, for crying out loud!