I Nominate Kim Jong Il for the Nobel Peace Prize
Let me be the first to say it: Kim Jong Il should get the Nobel Peace Prize. The man is genius beyond anything we could ever comprehend.
Yes, he is boldly leading us into World War III. But, darn it, it's time! As they say, in order to make an omelet you need to break a few eggs.
After the inevitable nuclear confrontation is over, the global population will be but a mere fraction of what it is now. And, after the horror of a global holocaust, the people of the world will be begging for an end to all conflict. Perhaps we will even create an organization to end all war, like in the movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still."
It's brilliant! Why can't the rest of the world see that Kim Jong Il is not an evil dictator? He's an aggressive, tough-love, humanitarian.
Yes, he is boldly leading us into World War III. But, darn it, it's time! As they say, in order to make an omelet you need to break a few eggs.
After the inevitable nuclear confrontation is over, the global population will be but a mere fraction of what it is now. And, after the horror of a global holocaust, the people of the world will be begging for an end to all conflict. Perhaps we will even create an organization to end all war, like in the movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still."
It's brilliant! Why can't the rest of the world see that Kim Jong Il is not an evil dictator? He's an aggressive, tough-love, humanitarian.
3 Amendments:
the global population will be but a mere fraction of what it is now.
That ought to put an end to the whole global warming problem too.
Will the giant robot have crazy Kim Jon Il hair?
Kim must the a lefty dream-come-true, since he will put an end to the overpopulation problem, not only by starving his own people, but also by getting rid of the rest of us with nukes.
WHAT A GUY!!! My heart flutters!
And the Iranian mullahs run him a close second.
And to think that we were once worried about the USSR. They were inept, greedy liars, but at least they were not totally crazy and they were somewhat predictable.
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