Dear Peter Francis Geraci
Dear Peter,
Please stop doing your own commercials.
JUST STOP!!!
I've been hearing your ads for years and you've only managed to convince me that if I ever go bankrupt guys like you will be waiting to prey on me. You come off as likeable as a used car salesman, or worse a sleazy politician.
If they ran a contest to determine the most disturbing commercial personalities you would finish second, right behind Ray Vincent and ahead of Gordon Hinkley. Seriously, you have all the personality and TV appeal of a rotting corpse.
Find a spokesman, Peter, before it's too late. Someone had to say it!
Hugs and kisses,
Aaron
Please stop doing your own commercials.
JUST STOP!!!
I've been hearing your ads for years and you've only managed to convince me that if I ever go bankrupt guys like you will be waiting to prey on me. You come off as likeable as a used car salesman, or worse a sleazy politician.
If they ran a contest to determine the most disturbing commercial personalities you would finish second, right behind Ray Vincent and ahead of Gordon Hinkley. Seriously, you have all the personality and TV appeal of a rotting corpse.
Find a spokesman, Peter, before it's too late. Someone had to say it!
Hugs and kisses,
Aaron
2 Amendments:
I am glad that I am not the only one who feels that way.
"TV appeal of a rotting corpse"
Not THAT is funny.
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