Carnival of the Badger: Hot for Teacher Edition
Hello class,
Your regular instructor, Mr. Schweitzer, is feeling ill today. He asked me at the last minute to fill in for him. It's a good thing that I'm prepared for such an emergency.
We'll start by discussing where Mr. Schweitzer left off on last week's psychology lecture. I understand that he left you with some thoughts on bandwagon behavior.
Mr. McMahon, would you please focus your attention up front and stop staring out the door?
The same goes for you, Mr. Stearns. Stop admiring Melinda's outfit and pay attention, please!
Jenna, when you've finished checking Mr. Wasserman's homework, would you please show the new kid, Tracy, around?
Ms. Carpenter! Spit out that gum, turn your desk around, and quit acting like such a rebel. You're going to find yourself marching straight to the principal's office if I hear one more peep out of you!
From the roll call I see that Fred is absent. Is he going to try the lame "car trouble" excuse? If only he'd hitched a ride with Grumps this morning.
Patrick, while you were outside smoking you missed the pop-quiz. Sorry, there's no making it up, either.
I give up! This class is completely out of control. I'm assigning two papers, minimum as next week's homework. They're due by Wednesday night. You can write about anything you want, so long as it relates to Wisconsin. For extra credit, see Mr. Schweitzer to schedule a date to read your work in front of the rest of the class.
Your regular instructor, Mr. Schweitzer, is feeling ill today. He asked me at the last minute to fill in for him. It's a good thing that I'm prepared for such an emergency.
We'll start by discussing where Mr. Schweitzer left off on last week's psychology lecture. I understand that he left you with some thoughts on bandwagon behavior.
Mr. McMahon, would you please focus your attention up front and stop staring out the door?
The same goes for you, Mr. Stearns. Stop admiring Melinda's outfit and pay attention, please!
Jenna, when you've finished checking Mr. Wasserman's homework, would you please show the new kid, Tracy, around?
Ms. Carpenter! Spit out that gum, turn your desk around, and quit acting like such a rebel. You're going to find yourself marching straight to the principal's office if I hear one more peep out of you!
From the roll call I see that Fred is absent. Is he going to try the lame "car trouble" excuse? If only he'd hitched a ride with Grumps this morning.
Patrick, while you were outside smoking you missed the pop-quiz. Sorry, there's no making it up, either.
I give up! This class is completely out of control. I'm assigning two papers, minimum as next week's homework. They're due by Wednesday night. You can write about anything you want, so long as it relates to Wisconsin. For extra credit, see Mr. Schweitzer to schedule a date to read your work in front of the rest of the class.
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I know it can't compare to the videos being made now but Hot For Teacher was one sweaty video.
Now that I think about it you do look a little like David Lee Roth.
Just so we're clear... you're not hot for me... are you? Because... honestly... you're a nice enough guy Aaron... but I don't swing that way.
Besides... I think Kelly would be pissed.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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