Fred is Hitting Below the Belt

First, he falsely accuses me of all sorts of crimes against humanity, now my opponent in the senate primary is taking my remarks totally out of context and putting his own spin on them.

This election is not about who may or may not eat undercooked fish or who can collect the most pornographic photos of racine democrats. It's about who can beat Herb Kohl.

I should challenge Herb because, as I've proven in the past, I'll do anything for attention. The louder Herb screams, the more you'll hear me shouting over him.

Face it, Fred can't beat Kohl and neither can I. We need to get behind a candidate that can make him vulnerable in the next election. I'll even do one better. My goal is not only to drag Herb Kohl through the wringer. The man is getting OLD! And, face it, he's no Dick Cheney. If I can give him a coronary he'll have to retire mid-term. That means Mark Green will be able to appoint us a new Republican senator without all the fuss of an actual election. It'll be just like Florida in 2000 all over again.