Now I've Really Heard it All

This site has to be a joke. In fact, there are comments on other sites that say the Lasik@Home site sprouted up on April Fool's Day. It's still good for a laugh, though.

The Scal-Pal™ is actually two lasers in one! First the Scal-Pal™ femtosecond laser cuts a small flap in the cornea of your eye. Then the excimer laser vaporizes a tiny section of the lens without damaging the surrounding tissue. The whole procedure takes only a few minutes and is virtually painless.

Does that sound like a procedure you want to do yourself, with a device purchased off the internet?

Check out the "Four Easy Steps."

Don't Blink!

Classic!

Apparently, you can't actually order the Lasik kit from this site. But, you can order the coffee mug and T-shirt!