Dear President Bush,
Mr. President, why does Iran still have nuclear sites?
Don't get me wrong. I'm all in favor of Iran having a nuclear program and developing nuclear technology. I actually want them to spend all the money they can on trying to become a nuclear power. What I don't want is for them to actually achieve that goal! Let them spend all they want to, in order get a nuclear program started. That's fine. We should be able to bankrupt them the same as the Soviets.
The instant the Iranian government announced that they were becoming a nuclear country, we should've had cruise missiles in the air! By the time the speech was concluded, the nuclear facility in question should've been rubble. Then, you should've called a press conference to announce that Iran almost had a nuclear program, but we took care of it.
In order to make the recovery effort extra expensive for Iran, the cruise missile could carry a nuclear, biological, or chemical payload. That way, they'll have to spend extra money on cleanup before they can even think about rebuilding. Oh, I know, WMDs are taboo these days. What about spraying the area with another toxic substance: asbestos, second-hand tobacco smoke, or Russ Feingold? We've got to have some nasty junk laying around that we can dump on them.
We could continue the policy of allowing the Iranians to flush money down the toilet indefinitely. Who would stop us? The UN will only issue a few harshly worded statements every few months. The Iranians could try to make the nuclear sites less appealing by hiding them in population centers. But, I say bomb them any way. Sooner or later the Iranian people will get tired of having bunker busters dropped on them and they will rise up in protest whenever a government bulldozer rolls into town.
Mr. President, I am very disappointed in your response to this situation. I would like to see some action on it very soon.
Sincerely,
Aaron
P.S. The state of Wisconsin is really sorry for giving you Russ Feingold. We have to send him to Washington because none of the kids around here will play with him anymore. If he really acts up, please send him to bed without his supper.
Don't get me wrong. I'm all in favor of Iran having a nuclear program and developing nuclear technology. I actually want them to spend all the money they can on trying to become a nuclear power. What I don't want is for them to actually achieve that goal! Let them spend all they want to, in order get a nuclear program started. That's fine. We should be able to bankrupt them the same as the Soviets.
The instant the Iranian government announced that they were becoming a nuclear country, we should've had cruise missiles in the air! By the time the speech was concluded, the nuclear facility in question should've been rubble. Then, you should've called a press conference to announce that Iran almost had a nuclear program, but we took care of it.
In order to make the recovery effort extra expensive for Iran, the cruise missile could carry a nuclear, biological, or chemical payload. That way, they'll have to spend extra money on cleanup before they can even think about rebuilding. Oh, I know, WMDs are taboo these days. What about spraying the area with another toxic substance: asbestos, second-hand tobacco smoke, or Russ Feingold? We've got to have some nasty junk laying around that we can dump on them.
We could continue the policy of allowing the Iranians to flush money down the toilet indefinitely. Who would stop us? The UN will only issue a few harshly worded statements every few months. The Iranians could try to make the nuclear sites less appealing by hiding them in population centers. But, I say bomb them any way. Sooner or later the Iranian people will get tired of having bunker busters dropped on them and they will rise up in protest whenever a government bulldozer rolls into town.
Mr. President, I am very disappointed in your response to this situation. I would like to see some action on it very soon.
Sincerely,
Aaron
P.S. The state of Wisconsin is really sorry for giving you Russ Feingold. We have to send him to Washington because none of the kids around here will play with him anymore. If he really acts up, please send him to bed without his supper.
5 Amendments:
So Aaron Does this make you a hawk, or a dove?
I seagull, crapping all over everything.
The Israelis are going to take care of this eventually.
Guaranteed.
Not a chance in hell they're going to let Iran have nukes.
"The Israelis are going to take care of this eventually"
Maybe the U.S. should take care of it first?
The President of Iran makes Sadaam look normal.
I just wish the Iranians would take care of that guy themselves.
WV fkylenar Yes that was the actual Word verification text. :0
Nice. The P.S. is especially fitting!
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