Carpe Diem!!!

Attention to America's unemployed workers:

Your salvation is here! On may 1st, all of those illegal aliens who you've been grousing about are going to give you their jobs. You heard me right. Polish off your resume, put on your marryin' and buryin' suit, and get ready for the interview of your life, because the illegals are just going to let you walk right in the door!

A nationwide strike is planned on May 1st, to show us all just how much we need illegal immigrant labor. If you're currently unemployed, this is your opportunity to show them right back. All you have to do is show up on May 1st, ready to work. Don't blow it!

The best part: the unemployment rate will go down, because illegals don't count.