If Dennis York Retires I'll Club a Baby Seal

I'll admit it. I didn't read Dennis York until I heard about his poop. Even then, I didn't really get him. Now, DY is threatening to retire his blog. This prompted me to take a closer look at the mysterious Mr. York.

The blogosphere needs this man. Without humor, satire, and sarcasm the blogosphere is a sad and depressing place. Admit it, you wouldn't be reading a darn thing on this blog if I didn't make you laugh at least once in a while.

I'm willing to do whatever it takes to save Dennis York's blog. Well, maybe not anything. But, I'm willing to make a really big ass of myself!